Rumours? Hmmmm

I heard rumours about me this past few days....
And I got to clear it up.


No I am NOT MARRIED....
No I am not A GANGSTER....
I don't have piercings and tattoos....
Yes I am a police officer....
And for the gazillion times, whatever song thats not in my soundclick is not my song etc. cerewet, hotel heran tak heran and so on...

Okay? Hope you guys get it this time