Sentosa!
Went to Sentosa yesterday 190305. Well Just the 3 of us... Mr.AL, his girlfriend & Me! It started out LAMEly... Reached Sentosa n starts debating on which beach to go to. FInally decided at Siloso beach, the one at Sunset Bay. We lay out our stuff at one of the small islands opposite the main beach. Me n Mr.AL changed to our shorts n sat on the mat. Mr.AL's shorts was loose! Wahaha CAN SEE HIS MAROON UNDERWEAR! Wahaha! But his girlfriend adjusted for him. Heheh so sweet right...We sat there n talk CRAP! Till bout 1300hrs.
To the water Me n Mr.AL go! THE WATER WAS FILTHY! Got algae! The algae DAMN BIG!! LOOK LIKE FLOATING SHIT! SERIOUS! SO Mr.AL n me swam over to the other side.
Saw this couple sun-tanning la...The lady got help from the guy to rub some lotion on...K thats normal. The guy rub the lotion on himself....but HE KEEP ON APPLYING THE LOTION ON HIS BUTT!!! Thats ABNORMAL! The sight of a man rubbing his butt is DISGUSTING! So I turned away la...but Mr.AL told me to look at him. I turn... OH MY GOD!!!! I SAW HIS BUT CHEEKS!!! GOD DAMMIT! HE MADE HIS TRUNK INTO A G-STRING!!! ALL OF THE CLOTH HE SLIT IT IN BETWEEN HIS BUTT CHEEKS! Aaaaaarrgh! Wasted sey! If I brought along my camera can take n show it to all of u. EEeeeee....bloody disgusting.
Saw lots of girls in Bikini... But only a handful can make it...the rest, DISGUSTING! The bikinis r like hanging loose on their butts! Wahahaha... We swam for awhile more n then we went Canoeing!!! WEeeee... We(Mr.AL n Me) raced with this couple... OFoz we won... We canoed up n down the beach.....then.....WE SAW A COUPLE MEMOTEK(hanky-panky) IN THE WATER! Walauwey...the girl's face damn steam... Me n Mr.AL, BEING THE CHEEKY GUYS THAT WE ARE, ROWED NEARER N NEARER. WE SANG "DAYONG SAMPAN" while we bypass them... Wahaha the amazing thing was, we saw another couple doing it afew meters away...Sheeesh! While we rowed back to shore, WE SAW ANOTHER ONE!!!! eh! wait...that was a guy n his daughter. Hehz! But Mr.AL keep saying they r doing it too... hahaha...
Went to change at 1530hrs. On our way to the toilet, I saw this group of malay girls taking photos on this big boulder. 1 of them look like HER... the shape of the body n the face when she smiles is totally the same...the only difference was the colour of the skin, that girl was abit darker...I knew that can't be her, coz SHE will never wear a bikini. Damn! Everywhere I go, watever I do, there will always be something that reminds me of HER... haiyah....
We wantd to watch "SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS" the movie but the tickets all sold out at Plaza Singapura. The only timeslot available was at 2325hrs! AT THAT TIME?? WHICH KID WANNA WATCH AT THAT TIME? ITS PAST THEIR BED TIME!!!
Reaced home around 2100hrs. Tired. Watch "HIGH ON LIFE" for awhile. Watched Taufik Batisah dance...Hahaha so CACAT! He should dance his own way. More stylo. The Dance Step was okay. But can improve la.... Slept at 2230hrs yesterday. Early sey. Today I woke up with SUNBURNT skin! Wahaha pain sey....
To the water Me n Mr.AL go! THE WATER WAS FILTHY! Got algae! The algae DAMN BIG!! LOOK LIKE FLOATING SHIT! SERIOUS! SO Mr.AL n me swam over to the other side.
Saw this couple sun-tanning la...The lady got help from the guy to rub some lotion on...K thats normal. The guy rub the lotion on himself....but HE KEEP ON APPLYING THE LOTION ON HIS BUTT!!! Thats ABNORMAL! The sight of a man rubbing his butt is DISGUSTING! So I turned away la...but Mr.AL told me to look at him. I turn... OH MY GOD!!!! I SAW HIS BUT CHEEKS!!! GOD DAMMIT! HE MADE HIS TRUNK INTO A G-STRING!!! ALL OF THE CLOTH HE SLIT IT IN BETWEEN HIS BUTT CHEEKS! Aaaaaarrgh! Wasted sey! If I brought along my camera can take n show it to all of u. EEeeeee....bloody disgusting.
Saw lots of girls in Bikini... But only a handful can make it...the rest, DISGUSTING! The bikinis r like hanging loose on their butts! Wahahaha... We swam for awhile more n then we went Canoeing!!! WEeeee... We(Mr.AL n Me) raced with this couple... OFoz we won... We canoed up n down the beach.....then.....WE SAW A COUPLE MEMOTEK(hanky-panky) IN THE WATER! Walauwey...the girl's face damn steam... Me n Mr.AL, BEING THE CHEEKY GUYS THAT WE ARE, ROWED NEARER N NEARER. WE SANG "DAYONG SAMPAN" while we bypass them... Wahaha the amazing thing was, we saw another couple doing it afew meters away...Sheeesh! While we rowed back to shore, WE SAW ANOTHER ONE!!!! eh! wait...that was a guy n his daughter. Hehz! But Mr.AL keep saying they r doing it too... hahaha...
Went to change at 1530hrs. On our way to the toilet, I saw this group of malay girls taking photos on this big boulder. 1 of them look like HER... the shape of the body n the face when she smiles is totally the same...the only difference was the colour of the skin, that girl was abit darker...I knew that can't be her, coz SHE will never wear a bikini. Damn! Everywhere I go, watever I do, there will always be something that reminds me of HER... haiyah....
We wantd to watch "SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS" the movie but the tickets all sold out at Plaza Singapura. The only timeslot available was at 2325hrs! AT THAT TIME?? WHICH KID WANNA WATCH AT THAT TIME? ITS PAST THEIR BED TIME!!!
Reaced home around 2100hrs. Tired. Watch "HIGH ON LIFE" for awhile. Watched Taufik Batisah dance...Hahaha so CACAT! He should dance his own way. More stylo. The Dance Step was okay. But can improve la.... Slept at 2230hrs yesterday. Early sey. Today I woke up with SUNBURNT skin! Wahaha pain sey....
PEACE OUT!
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